Ways to Get Back at the Bride II

Here’s another idea for hideous bridesmaids dress payback: At the reception, immediately commandeer the microphone and give the longest, weirdest toast you can think of. Finish by spilling your champagne on your bridesmaid dress and then saying “Oh god, that looks so much better.” If she chose you a particularly awful dress, don’t be afraid to let a few drops sprinkle on her wedding dress as well.