April 19, 2005
Guilt-Free Bridesmaids Celebrations: Save the Birdies
Personally, I cry when I stomp a spider. Now, I do it anyway - they're nasty little critters. An arachnid the size of my fist once jumped from the ceiling to my pillow at 6 AM, with a THUD that woke me up from a sound sleep - I made a noise not heard since the last sabretooth grabbed a hapless cave dweller.
But I digress. Throw rice at a wedding, and birds eat it and explode (apparently - as teenagers my brothers tried this for weeks, to no avail). Throw birdseed and you're liable to get covered in bird poop.
But no one's found anything wrong with wedding bubbles yet. Get your bridesmaids and groomsmen puffing away at these after your ceremony and the worst that'll happen is they'll all hyperventilate. Keep an ambulance standing by.
Posted by brideadmin at April 19, 2005 03:52 PM
