Because You Can't Stop Drinking

Here's a good one - when you're crawling from bar to bar during the big bachelorette party, keep that bottle of wine nice and fresh, and spill-free, with a wine bottle stopper. It's purty, it's stainless, AND you can engrave it with the naughty limerick of your choice. Something to remember you by when your friend has 3 kids and drinks wine for its medicinal, not recreational, value...